Earlier this month, Idolator’s readers’ poll for the best album of 2015 turned into a long and bloody conflict between Pentaholics and Enya fans (why isn’t there a name?) Anyway, Enya was removed from the poll once nukes were deployed and that could have been the end of it but no! Beliebers (ok, that’s why there isn’t a name) found out about the poll and decided to put their idol on the now-vacant throne. Ultimately, their efforts were in vain because Enya trumps all. The end.

Complete annals of the Great Stan War of 2015.